In conjuction with the male condom fortune cookie, I created the female one with tampons. I choose to display them in a tree as a way of seeing if they would be more approachable to read if they looked like a christmas ornament.
The sayings are as follows:
Never pick a guy who has a more colorful drinks than you
Always have money for a cab
If he’s named his pick-up truck, just walk away
Strawberry Cream Cheese Cake can be a substitute while single
Best friends are generally cuter
Shaved head could be a cover for receding hair line
If he sleeps with more than one stuffed animal, air on the side of caution
Burger King is not fine dining
Avoid the momma’s boy who calls her more than you
Cooking food he sneezed in does not make it edible
An army of booger soldiers is not a talent you want in a man
Crying is never a pretty thing to see a man do
Always have money for a cab
If he’s named his pick-up truck, just walk away
Strawberry Cream Cheese Cake can be a substitute while single
Best friends are generally cuter
Shaved head could be a cover for receding hair line
If he sleeps with more than one stuffed animal, air on the side of caution
Burger King is not fine dining
Avoid the momma’s boy who calls her more than you
Cooking food he sneezed in does not make it edible
An army of booger soldiers is not a talent you want in a man
Crying is never a pretty thing to see a man do
12 tampons with advice, dimensions variable, 2007
